Written by j.w.

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Butt kissing revealed

England cricketers are outraged at the request of the Pakistan member of the International Cricket Committee that they must kiss his butt before Pakistan will play against England again.

Rumours are circulating that some members of the England squad are going to take a stand against kissing the arses of cricket officials.

But the butt demand is not going away.

'Kiss my butt or stop playing cricket' was his cry 'you have said we are are all cock suckers and this has angered us. I would bet a million we have no such desire.'

Ian Botham has demanded that Pakistan cleans their own butts and is betting on this. 'I am keeping my arse to myself and I expect Pakistan to do the same.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cricket

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