VANCOUVER - United States Winter Olympic medal winner Scotty Lago has been banned from Vancouver and told to return back to his hometown of Seabrook, New Hampshire.
Lago, who is known as "The Great Scot" got carried away with his elation and jubilation at winning third place in The Men's Snowboarding event.
He reportedly allowed a photo to be taken of a local Vancouver girl bending down and kissing and actually biting his bronze medal which he had stuck in his boxer shorts.
Lago was photographed lasciviously caressing the sexy unidentified tall blonde Canadian girl's 'girls.'
And before that incident, during the medal presentation, Scotty had showed up wearing nothing but his New England Patriots boxer shorts with the word "Bronzy" written with a blue Sharpie across the groin region of his shorts.
When told by the Winter Olympics medal presentation official to find a pair of pants and put them on immediately, Scotty reportedly yelled out "Bite me, snowboy!"
Lago was instantly banned from the Olympics and told to return back to America or risk being arrested and charged with public lewdness, public exhibitionism, and with having a Jon Gosselin-sized itty bitty pecker.
To view photos of Scotty Lago standing on the medal presentation stand in his NFL boxers log on to www.greatscotboxers.dum
