Rio Ferdinand and Owen Hargreaves claim OAP benefits!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 17 December 2009

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Rio and Owen following the signs to the local post office to pick up their OAP benefits!

Man United's long term injured pair, Rio Ferdinand and Owen Hargreaves, have put in claims for their OAP (old age pension) benefits!

Rio and Owen have decided enough is enough and early retirement seems to have its attractions.

75% of present pay for the rest of their lives, never have to work again (well they never have worked, but they think kicking a ball is hard work!) all year holidays in the sun, play a bit of tennis, surf a little, bit of beach soccer, chill with beach babe beauties and generally "f**k the rest and Sir Alex!"

Man Utd manager has heard of these claims and promptly put in an offer for ancient ex-England defender Sol Cambell, but was told to stuff himself, Sol is joining Owen and Rio in early retirement!!

Now normal working people are up in arms about these claims and think that these super-star, spoilt footy bratts should go out and get a job, Rio's reaction was: "FUCK YOU," as he jetted out to his luxury Bahama retreat with his pension claim already approved + invalidity pay-outs and a private buxom nurse to look after his needs!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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