Geoff Boycott In Four-Lettered Rant

Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Monday, 30 November 2009

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Swearing - It's just not cricket

(Defecated News) - Following the 69 year old Yorkshireman's rant on radio, where he was overheard saying 'fucking tosser', more recording have been leaked online.

The former England cricketer, and founder of the National Association of Lesbian Farmers can be heard hurling abuse at former commentator Richie Benaut.

"That fucking cokface of an Aussie is a shit-stained knob splash, and little does the fucker know that his wife sucked my juicy plums in 1973. If I ever see him again, I'll rip is cock off with my teeth and stick it down his throat.."

When questioned about his rant, Mr Boycott called out reporter 'a bloke with breath that smells like a 90 year old woman's fanny'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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