Written by Farida Benamar

Monday, 31 May 2010

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Algeria is playing in the finals of the football World Cup in June and their coach Rabah Saadane thinks the team can win the competition - if his plan works!

Mr Saadane has been having meetings with a very important Arabic person who is hiding in the mountains on the Pakistani border and he believes Algeria has an excellent chance of progressing through the first round group stage.

Algeria is in Group C together with Slovenia and the USA and England. Mr Saadane has been told by the important Arabic person hiding in the mountains on the Pakistani border "not to worry about the USA and England".

"I have something in my pocket for them."

We think it might be something they don't want.

"Once Algeria has progressed to the second round, the other teams will become afraid of us and the will of mighty Allah will reign supreme over the other teams.

"Then we will win the World Cup and melt it down for making trinkets for tourists. Long live Algeria!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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