MacLaren recalls Formula One buggies

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 14 November 2009

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Fingertip searches on nursery slopes? Buggy drivers hone their 4WM bull-bar techniques

Surrey - (Grand Prix): An outbreak of auto-erratic hysteria has seen the company recall its fleet amid complaints the follow-on formula-won buggies had become unhinged.

A complete overhaul is now planned, grounding the marque's boy-racers and 2009 world champion Kar 'Lennox' Loois.

This week's move may have been prompted by a media hysteria about the buggies' digital shortcomings.

These include poor nursery slope test-run results and associated fingetip searches.

The company hopes to get the all-clear thumbs-up early next month after fitting new safety devices.

Buggy racing remains the UK's number one sport.

Generations of children have been brought up to experience their minders' improvised 4WD bull bar techniques.

"Never did me any harm whatsoever!" Bernie Ecclescake told worried parents today.

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