The Irish are willing to attempt anything to beat the French in their play-off's for the World Cup finals in South Africa 2010.
First they sent Irish/Italien trainer, Trappatoni to spy on them disguised as Roy Keane, this failed because the security guards refused to allow Roy anywhere near the players, merde.
Roy has lost nearly everything this season and the French banned him on the grounds he could have a negative influence, the disguise worked perfectly though, merde!
Then the Irish attempted to lace the French players coffee with Guiness, hoping they would be pissed out of their brains, merde.
That didn't work either because French coffee tastes so digusting and they immediately noticed that their coffee was at last drinkable, merde!
Finally the Irish employed a team of Leprechauns to cast a spell over the French, turning them into frogs legs!
Success at last! Only problem was that the spell only lasted for an hour and before they could be eaten the French team turned into handsome, multi-millionaire, poofy Princes (which they are anyway!).
Th Irish Football Association has now run out of ideas how to manipulate the game so they'll just have to bite the bullet and field the Irish Rugby team, at least they might have a chance of stuffing the FROGS!