Andy Murray blames Andy Murray for defeat

Funny story written by Cumman

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

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Oi you, in the mirror, I blame you... you fucking prick.

Andy Murray was annihilated by Marin Cilic yesterday in the last 16 of the US Open. During the press conference Murray was very honest about who he blamed for the defeat.

"I blame Andy Murray, he's a fuck*ng prick, he kept on putting me off, he didn't allow me to train properly or study Cilic's game.

"I just wish Andy hadn't put me onto Twitter, if I hadn't wasted all that time on Twitter, I probably wouldn't be blaming Andy for the defeat. I'm sure me and Andy will be having some strong, stern words in the morning.

"I may have to find a new Andy Murray. Andy Murray needs to teach me how to play properly, Andy Murray needs to improve his tennis, he needs to improve his fitness, so that then he can help me improve these aspects of my game."

Defeat seems to have made Andy Murray a mentally stronger person.

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