Giant "footy" clubs accused of "nicking" juniors from the "minnows" and "Locking em up"!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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Mini-footy- talents, bought, locked away and never to be seen again until they're ripe for "Flogging"!

A major "can of worms" has been opened with accusations flying about that Major "Footy" clubs are "knicking" junior talents, paying their parents hundreds of thousands and then locking them up!

Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea and Real Madrid (they bought that very childish, tantrum throwing, Portugese Prodigal Child for more than a couple of grand and can't lock the twat up, shame!) are all involved.

Anyway the "Big Boys" are whipping these mini-talents away from their families, friends and local clubs from the ripe old age of 1 (what!! They can't even walk, but the fanatic Dad's make sure they can kick a ball though!) taken to the catacombs of major stadiums and locked away!

The reason for this strange behaviour is: "If we have them no other fucking club can have them and we can flog em off later!" Makes economical sense.

Major clubs are not interested in talented youths anyway, the just buy the ready products, but they certainly don't want anyone else getting their filthy hands on them, especially, scumbag Agents.

The raw jewels spend their youthful lives in the catacombs, training behind barbedwire and locked away from the public eye, when they're grown-up, they're flogged on:

"It's a win, win situation," said a spokesman, "the parents get rid of their spoilt little horrors, bag hundreds of thousands, we lock the little bastards away until we can flog em on and the minnow clubs get fuck all!"

FIFA are proposing to investigate the Major clubs and have promised that if they don't receive any of the thousands made on these "mini-talents" they will expose football for what it really is, a corrupt money making machine.

All major clubs have promised to give Michel Platini and his cronies a "cut of the deals"! Par de Problem was his answer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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