Dallas Quarterback, Tony Romo Blames Big Loses On Center, Gurode Andre's Gas Problem

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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboy's star quarterback has finally came out into the open and stated that for some time now, he's had to not only deal with the big egos on the Dallas Cowboys like Terrel Owens but also with Center, Gurode Andre's gas attacks.

"Two years ago, when I fumbled that snap, it was so strong that both me and the holder almost lost our breath and two of our guards who were trying to keep the defense from getting to us, passed out cold."

"Now don't get me wrong, the man is a great center, but he's going to have to cut the gassy foods or shoot up some beano before the game."

"I'm sure it must be bad back there", confessed Andre. "It's just that I get really excited before a big play or an all-important play and I just can't hold it in! I mean, we had at least a dozen false starts last season because I cut one so loud the players on the line couldn't hear the call."

"Also, I want to take time to confess that I'm also the reason some of our running backs have went down while I was out front blocking and there was no tackle. They didn't lose their footing, they lost their breath!"

Romo recalls two different times that a blast from Andre has actually blown him backwards causing him to miss the snap, and always in the big game!

"Why do you think I call so many pass plays? So I can get way back there for a long snap!"

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