Cristiano Ronaldo has sued Jamie Carragher for 42 million pounds because he touched his hair. He told me, "It's a disgrace, I had to sit and fix it for a whole hour."
He was very upset when Jamie touched his hair, and it hurt so much that he went and got it checked out in the hospital. When I asked him why he sued Carragher for touching his hair he burst out crying and said "I could of died".
He also told me that the next time England play Portugal or Liverpool play Manchester United that he will touch his hair and see how he likes it.
This story tells you just how gay Cristiano Ronaldo really is and what he will do to get lots of money and spend on a haircut.