Barry Bonds, With Heavy Head, Says He & Wife Splitting Up?

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Tuesday, 9 June 2009

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Barry Bonds and his beauty of a wife, Liz Watson, are reportedly splitting up. This is according to several showbiz internet sites and radio sports talk that are reporting that Watson has already filed for a legal separation.

Bonds, as every baseball fan knows, has broken Hank Aaron"s all-time home run title.

He's also reportedly been accused of taken performance enhancing drugs to accomplish it.

The couple have been married for almost eleven years now and have one ten-year-old daughter together.

According to the court documents filed, Liz Watson has filed for joint legal and physical custody for their daughter as well as spousal support.

As far as who will wind up helping Bonds support that huge "Macy's Parade" head of his, no one has ventured to say.

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