Norwegian Blue Ovrebo Admits He Blew the Call While Pining

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

image for Norwegian Blue Ovrebo Admits He Blew the Call While Pining
The bird may have never recovered from the Chelsea salute

Norwegian Blue Ovrebo has told more than one drunken sot in his favorite neighborhood pub that he may have blown the call in the tragic defeat of Chelsea. Billy O'Braghaghan confirmed that Ovrebo got half in the pot every night since the bad call:

"Before Chelsea got cheated, Ovrebo would cry in his pint and pine for the fjords. We would ask him, Ovary( thast's his nickname) what the fuck is a fjord and all he would do was flap his blue wings and cry for the damn fjords. Ya had to love him though, he has beautiful plummage!

"Then afta the Drogba's debacle, he grew very quiet and just sat on 'is perch like someone had nailed 'im there. It was very, very sad...such beautiful plummage..."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
DUI

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot