Former Red Sux maniac, Manny Ramirez could only Dodge the piss testing MLB drug dawgs for so long. Manny has now been suspended from the great American pastime by miserably failing his surprise pisstime. For fifty games the LA Dodgers will have to forgo the man who brought them new life in the last half of last season and has got them off to the best start in the major league season of 2009.
MLB's Urination Squad have anonymously released rumours that Manny's piss contained a female fertility drug called Eggsapoppin. Ramirez's gynocologist denied purposely treating the great hitter with EGP 101:
"Manny wanted softer, more manageable dred locks so he could join his favorite rastaman band, Smoke Gets in Your Lungs and all I gave him was an estrogen based hair moisturizer. Who knew his pee test would have shown ped's?"
Reports suggested that Dodger manager Joe Torre went to the same doctor seeking a medication for a more manageable Manny.
