Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 3 May 2009

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It was the clash of two game characters in Las Vegas last night, as Manny 'Pacman' Pacquiao and Manchester's own Ricky 'Hitman' Hatton battled it out for the world light-welterweight boxing title, and, in the end, it was Pacman who gobbled-up his battered rival.

Well, I say the end, but it was really the beginning, as Hitman only lasted two rounds before being knocked-out cold, and laid face-up on the canvas in front of his 25,000 disappointed fans.

With Pacman expected to chase Hitman around the ring, it was a surprise when the latter did all the chasing, but ultimately, this was his undoing.

After being knocked to the floor twice in Round 1, Hitman decided not to avoid Pacman - always a mistake - and was eaten alive with only 1 second remaining of Round Two, and it was Game Over.

Hitman was taken to hospital for a brain scan, but doctors said they could not find (DELETED - TOO OBVIOUS).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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