Written by Tess Tickles

Monday, 13 April 2009

image for Alex Bogdanovic Launches His Own Website.
Just one of the many images on Boggo's website.

Tennis British number 2 and world number 179 Alex Bogdanovic has launched his own website and tells me that he has big plans for the future.

"Well, I've got my website, did I mention that? And I'm sure there's going to be a real improvement in my ranking soon. I'm working hard. Mainly at my toilet cleaning job. But it's only part time and I still have plenty of room to work on my game. And... I have my own website, did I mention that?"

'Boggo''s website contains a blog where the star unveils his hectic lifestyle, for example the last post says:

sitting here bored eating ham sandwich. Thought I'd knit a scarf for myself but da needle broke. Watching Friends on tellly...bad picture.need nu set. Joeys ma fav...BORRRREDD!!1

It also contains a photograph section showing 'Boggo' at work and with family and friends.

"It's quite a small section. I don't have many friends. And the pics of me knee-deep in sewage at my job ain't real flattering, but I'm working on it and it's only part-time, really."

Also on the new website are a bio, interviews(mainly with local schoolchildren), career highlights (under construction), and a guestbook, although that comprises as yet of only two posts-both from Boggo's parents.

"Yeah, I don't why they posted that stuff about getting a real job and fixing the lawnmower but it's nice to have something on there. Also check out the question and answer segment. As yet I'm only getting questions from people wondering what's the best plunger and toilet freshener to purchase but I'm sure I'll get some relating to life on the challenger circuit soon. If you're a fan, please email me. Come on, don't be shy.Pretty Please.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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