A-Rod Volunteers in South Bronx Needle Exchange Program

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 19 February 2009

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Baseball attracts Dope

Call him A-Roid or A-Fraud but Yankee Alex Rodriguez who has been outed as a hormone juicer has been the first NY yankee to get involved with the ghetto neighborhood where the billion dollar stadiums are located. Millionaire ball players are chauffered in and out of one of the poorest neighborhoods in America but none have done nothing for the needy neighbors.

Now the newest, latest disgrace in professional sports has decided to do some community service in the hood. A-Rod who lives in numerous mansions across the western hemisphere now mans a van down by the river harlem from which he conducts a needle exchange program:

" I'm giving out my testosterone sticks to SOBRO addicts in exchange for their junk javelins. With a little bit a bleach we'll all entrance to the chemical funhouse that fuels our fantasies and stokes my statistics!"

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