Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

Funny story written by Nogger

Monday, 19 January 2009

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In an easily explained mix up over names Mark Hughes elderly secretary, Edith Miggins, 72, has mistakenly tabled an offer of £107 million pounds to AC Milan for Cack.

Not surprisingly, Milan telexed right back to say that their offer had been accepted, and that a sack of the finest Brazilian cack would be on a plane to Manchester Airport this afternoon.

Cack is expected to make his first team debut up front on Saturday.

"I thought we'd been already been playing Cack for some time now, so I don't suppose this will make much difference" said a City spokesman.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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