Today's super athletes perform feats of wonder that could belong to a class of super heros. The NY Giant's Plexico Burress , last year's Superbowl MVP and a true world class athlete lost a race this week between his gun, a bullet and his own thigh.
It is rumored that Burress was dared by some of his fellow super athletes, most of whom made stupid students, to outrun a bullet fired at his own legs from his own gun by his own trigger finger. Plexico seemed at first perplexed by the proposal but amid taunts and insults he decided to fire away. Quick as his Giant thigh was the missile proved even faster and the speedy upper leg of the football wide receiver received a bullet hole from fore to aft.
Witnesses said: " It's a good thing it wasn'y my bros' middle leg...Dis wuz bad enuff! I guess dat's why dey call it DOPE!!"
