Mumbai - (Leg Before Wicket Mess): Disgruntled UK cricket fans may be behind the Mumbai outrage according to police reports.
Since the start the November tour England have lost six consecutive matches against the India home side.
This sparked rumors that pissed off fans who had forked out several thousand pounds each for the pleasure of watching yet another national humiliation may have decided to put on the grisly Mumbai sideshow.
As the England squad flew home today Met officers began trawling through official archives in the Corruption in Cricket probe chaired by former UK Prime Monster John Major.
"He was always our top Al Qaeda insider suspect anyway," outgoing Commissioner Sir Ian Blair said today.
Ian Botham is 69.
