London - (Mumbai Ass Mess): MI6, the Security/Intelligence Service is investigating reports that a British terrorist, posing as a frontbench Tory MP, is the brains behind the Mumbai outrage.
Yesterday the Conservative shadow minister for Al Qaeda humbug was busted at his constituency home and grilled by Special Branch for nine hours.
He vehemently denied having anything to do with the dastardly deeds and claimed 'some disgruntled cricket supporters' must have been involved.
Tory leader David Cameron said the arrest was politically motivated and denied his shadow minister for homeland insecurity Dame Pauline Neville Jones 'was also up to no good along with her immigration minister pal.
Prince Charles remains the top Mumbai terror suspect.
