Captain Willie Gallas got so full of gas at his Arsenal team mates, especially the free sprite, Robin Van Persie that Gallas let rip a gaseous explosion that made the Hindenburg look like a vart. The field cleared immediately amid players protestations:
"Willie! Gawd galas! Coodntcha hold it till half! Bollocks, man, ya smell like bull's ass! Ya got somethin' dead inside ya , mate! Jesus, mary and Joseph, lighten up on the legumes for all of our sakes, would ya pretty please, ya horrendous smelly wanker!"
Robin Goodfella the target of the attack went into dog facing down position from his Yoga days and managed to keep consciousness. Galas will be stripped of his captaincy and will have to pay for a year's worth of stadium air fresheners.
