Putting A Price On Ones Head

Funny story written by witness2history

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Everyone has seen the elbow thrown by Chris Morgan, it was both deliberate and shocking, it seems violent thugs such as this are able to carry on regardless, the referee didn't do a thing.

And no-one should make light of Hulme's terrible head injuries, more protection must be afforded to attacking and creative Players or the game as a spectacle is doomed.

But The Real Question Is;

Iain Hulme cost Barnsley £1.5M and earns a similar amount on his three year contract, and it is clear who is responsible.

So just how much compensation should West Ham pay Sheffield United over this incident?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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