Written by jimmy jimbob jones

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

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Troubled bottom of the league still yet to win a game going down next season Tottenham Hotspur, have managed to make themselves look even worse by going on a geometric rampage!

The north London side who are struggling for money have launched major redevelopment plans for the entire stadium, to try to adjust every angle to square, meaning the triangulated metal work that holds the stands up will have to be completely removed and re fitted, causing at least 6 months disruption.

The interior being equally as large a task, to remove any and every potential triangle, but the strangest thing of all is that any trophy with a star on it has been melted down for scrap, when asked why He was so against triangles and stars, Juande Ramos replied ''well it's simple, it's 6 games in and they still have more points than us!''

The interview ended here and I was removed from the building.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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