While the Liverpudlian footballers are away, apparently the cat burglars are at play. Seven of the team's stars have had their homes robbed while they are on the traveling football circuit of away games.
Scotland Yard told TheSpoof.com that really rich people should expect to be burgled. And undeserving sports stars who can hardly read or right probably deserve to be robbed.
Nevertheless famous drug addict and consummate crime solver, Sherlock Holmes and his brilliant low keyed assistant Inspector Watson have traveled to Liverpool to investigate the insulting burglaries of the seven rude footballers.
Holmes told TheSpoof.com that Liverpool has the best morphine of any British city. He went on to add that with the help of the ingenious Mr Watson he believed that he had the burglars:
"You see", Holmes said, "the enormous amount of NFL memorabilia plus magnum sized condoms that we found at the seven crime scenes told us that American footballers were involved. Once we discovered the US fear that real football would eclipse the smash mouthed poor imitation played in the colonies, we knew that the over protected and overpaid spoiled Americans were behind the robberies."
Watson, Holmes and the NFL commissioners all agreed that the solution was elementary just like the reading and math levels of most of the NFL.
