The news came out today from Man Utd physio Emma Roid that the Portugese cry baby Christiano Ronaldo has broken a finger nail and will be unavailable for the remainder of the season to recover. When he was interviewed today he didn't talk he just showed off his newly whitened teeth to the press by smiling.
Sir Alex Fergason at a press conference announced that Man United were now sure to be relegated this season as the rest of the players were either old or bloody foreigners.
This sparked the comment from Arsene Wenger who said, 'Ha ha ha you stupid Scot, I will finally beat you with my French team.' He then threw a plate of garlic snails at the journalist who asked if he cared about home grown talent.
So will Ronaldo play at the World Cup or will he stub his toe?
