Tuesday, 3 June 2008

image for Hull City named global brand leaders in new fans poll
17th is VICTORY

In a poll of potentially one billion voters spread over 204 countries taken recently by a well known satellite broadcaster. Premiership new boys and big time charlies Hull City came out as clear winners in the global brands sections.

This news came as no surprise to well known local football consultant and spin doctor Dandy "Dogging" Rowson, who claimed that Hull City football club would soon be forging supporter bases in places such as Wetwang, Paull, Leven and Keyingham, and furthermore the tiger nation would be stretching its boundaries into south and West Yorkshire despite the fact that the club do not have enough tickets for the local population.

It is thought club officials dressed as clowns and muppets may well attend Leeds United's first home fixture of their third division campaign and flyer the crowds with a view to offering them the chance to watch premiership football just like one billion viewers can in 204 different countries

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hull City FC

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