Cristiano Ronaldo in critical condition in hospital after huge dive

Funny story written by Eccentrico

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

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It seems like Ronaldo's diving days are over

It seems that playing for Manchester United against their Derby County encounter has made Ronaldo repentant indeed.

After his so-called incredible maneuvers helped Manchester score 2 goals in the face-off that later ended with a result of 4-0, it seems Ronaldo let the confidence get into his head and committed some very serious mistakes.

In the 67th minute, as Ronaldo was about to execute yet another spectacular dive, he went crashing to the ground, groaning in agony. It was obvious even to the Anti-Manchester community watching the match that his groaning wasn't, for once, diving.

The physios arrived and declared that Ronaldo's condition was really serious and suggested he be moved to a hospital as soon as possible.

After the match, Sir Alex Ferguson expressed his grief over Ronaldo's dreadful state by saying, 'I considered resting Ronaldo for this match, but he insisted, and it was too heavy a price to pay. I think with age his diving skills have also deteriorated.'

A physio elaborated, 'Ronaldo has a rare condition: he has a lot of dopamine in his brain's limbic system, and too little of it in his cortex. This leads to paranoia and distorted perceptions. This proves the fall was not the result of weak eyesight.'

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