"I just love to play on dirt!" Sharapova tells Letterman

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 24 April 2008

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"Makes me grunt and scream sometimes - almost as much as playing tennis!"

New York - (Fifteen-Love Mess): Stunning leggy Russian blonde tennis ace Maria Sharapova has thrilled late night TV chatshow host David Letterman with her revelations about love of play on dirt.

"Sure I have the balls for it, David," the feisty six foot two inch bombshell smiled coyly, "we red-blooded Russian women are up for it all the time. And then some.

Sharapova turned 21 this week and gave the interview before heading off to New York's Tenjune club where she partied with a dozen other blonde long-haired Russian babes.

"Personally I just adore that earthy organic feel about it, you know," the tennis ace continued.

"Kinda makes me grunt and scream a whole lot sometimes - almost as much as when I'm playing tennis," Sharapova chuckled.

She then went on to explain how her preparations for the French Open at Roland Garros would include a gruelling daily twelve hour workout.

"The end of day hose-down is my favorite part actually, David. Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.

"Usually it's just me and one or two of the girls - Venus, Serena, Ana Ivanovic maybe.

"We line up and get down to it in the wet room while Martina Navratilova mans the pressure hose and gives us gals the kind of hydro-vibro you'd just bever believe!

"Sure, it's a bit messy when the pounds per square inch ratio exceeds the pelvic muscles' ability to hold it all in!

"But hey, by then it's just all good clean fund. And our assholes stay spotless for at least 24 hours."

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