Written by Breeze

Thursday, 7 December 2006

image for Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships
No bat for Ms. Tidillifoo

There were chaotic scenes at the world Table Tennis Championships in Bejing yesterday, when Bangkok hooker, Ying Tong Tidillifoo, beat China's no 1 seed in a highly charged match.

Her opponent, five times champion, Who Flung Dung criticised the 25 year old prostitute and claimed that, because she was playing without a bat, she had breached the strict rules of Ping Pong.

"It's very off-putting to play against an opponent who is lying spread-eagled on the table, shooting ping pong balls out of her nether regions. To me that's just not Table Tennis." he said at a press conference last night.

However, the International Table Tennis Association ruled last night that her novel technique WAS within the acceptable parameters of Ping Pong and that her radical new style would bring the game into the 21st Century.

Miss Tidillifoo told reporters, "I am very happy to be world champion but I am still young and, as my fanny muscles start to slacken, I hope to be able to fit bigger balls in there. My dream is to beat Tim Henman at Wimbleton."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Table Tennis




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