The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 March 2014

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The Spurs gave the game ball to the Spurs mascot, the Coyote.

SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104.

Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a French croissant on the Avenue des Champs Elysées in Paris.

Manu Ginobili (#20) a native of Argentina tossed in 21 points and remarked that it was like riding the Argentine pampas on a very expensive horse.

And Tim Duncan (#21) of the Virgin Islands scored 16 points and simply said "We won again."

With the victory the Spurs are now 50-16 and have the very best record in the entire NBA.

A inside source with the Miami Heat stated that LeBron James has been keeping an eye on San Antonio since he will soon be a free agent.

King James has stated on several occasions that he has the utmost respect for Coach Pop and the entire Spurs team.

SIDENOTE: LeBron James says that whenever the Miami Heat play in San Antonio he makes it a point to visit his favorite Mexican restaurant The Enchanted Enchilada.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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