Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 6 January 2014

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Unconfirmed reports are that Kim Jong Un has bet $45,000 that the Broncos will win this year's Super Bowl.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction.

The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Broncos will be this year's Super Bowl champions.

Rodman told Kim Jong Un that he is picking the New England Patriots.

The North Korean leader reportedly said that he cannot stand the Patriots because of the fact that they cheat.

When asked to explain he responded by saying that Coach Bill Belichick hides microphones in the underwear of some well paid individuals who then stand as close as they can to the opposing coaches.

He also said that he does not like Tom Brady because he is about as conceited, arrogant, and sarcastic as Kobe Bryant.

Kim Jong Un even said that he dislikes Mrs. Tom Brady AKA perfume model Gisele Bundchen because she thinks she's the prettiest woman on the East Coast but truth be told she's just about one degree above that palomino-looking woman Ann "The Swizzle Stick" Coulter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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