Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 28 November 2013

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Gisele Bundchen has said that her husband Tom Brady is much better than Peyton Manning.

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points.

Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos said that he is not bragging he is just predicting.

Tom and his sandals model wife Gisele Bundchen both spoke with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Seafood Diner in Boston.

Mrs. Brady put in her two centavos (cents) and said that she thinks that the Patriots who are 8-3 will beat the Texans who are 2-9 by 36 points.

She went on to say that her husband is the greatest quarterback in the history of quarterbacks plus he knows more knock-knock jokes than anyone she has ever known.

When Coach Gary Kubiak of the Houston Texans was told of the predictions by both Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen he remarked, "Well Tommy as everyone knows is nothing but a conceited ham and his wife Gissy is nothing but a bitter, whining, model from Guatemala."

Coach Kubiak was told that Bundchen was from Brazil and not Guatemala. He grinned, took a sip of his strawberry Gatorade, and replied, "Tomato - tomato."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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