Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 June 2013

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Kevin Garnett has said that he would love to be a part of The Los Angeles Clippers.

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics have been burning up the phone lines trying to deal Kevin Garnett and Coach Doc Rivers to The Los Angeles Clippers.

Both Rivers and Garnett would love to head out West and play in Tinsel Town where the possibility for doing all kinds of product commercials could be a gold mine.

The Clippers organization has said that if they acquire the two Celtics, it will be like giving the Clipper fans an early Christmas present.

Kevin Garnett spoke with Ambrose Appomattox of The Turnstile Review and he said that he would like to get to meet Jack Nicholson.

When told that Nicholson is a fan of the Lakers, Kev replied that once he sees how good the Clippers are playing he will switch his allegiance from the Lakers to the Clippers.

In Other Basketball News. Boston Celtics player Rajon Rondo has expressed that he would like to be traded to the Chicago Bulls because he loves fishing on Lake Michigan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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