Chelsea FC fans prove they really are a sad bunch!

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 26 November 2012

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Left-over, deluded, Chelsea fan really believing that the club belongs to them; what a bunch of tossers!

The pathetic protests of Chelsea FC fans against their new "interim manager" just goes to prove one thing; that most football fans really are very stupid!

In Chelsea's case, the ex-manager was booted out by Chelsea owner, Abramovich, because Chelsea were losing it. After all it is his right because he swings the millions that support the club and not the poor, sad fans. This is football reality in the modern era.

Club owners pump their millions and billions into their hobbies and expect swift returns on their investment; if it don't happen, then boot out the manager and get someone else in and f++k the snotty-nose fans protests.

Sadly, sad Chelsea fans do not understand this because they wrongly believe the club belongs to them and they believe they can ruffle Mr Abramovich's feathers through their cardboard protests; how very sad and deluded!

One true Chelsea fan, Joe "Blue" Bloghead, who has been supporting Chelsea ever since they've been receiving Abramovich's money gave the following statement:

"I f+++++g luv Chelsea guvnor and no bleeding Spanish git is going to come in and take over, over my f+++++g dead body. I want Matteo, Mourinho, Villas Boas, Hiddink, Scolari, Ancelloti, Grant, or even Ranieri, but not this twat!"

Abramovich, laughing all over his $5000 a pot Crimean sea caviar at protesting Chelsea fans also gave the following statement:

"ven zees fans can pay ze wages of my superstars and my puppet managers, zen I vill go back to Russia and count my billions and zat vill be never; arseholes!"

A sympathetic word for ignorant, blind Chelsea fans; "get real mate or shut ze fuck up!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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