Tuesday, 23 October 2012

San Francisco, CA, Dougie's Gazette - How great it was to watch the SF Giants win the NLCS last night. Simply Funtastic! Now however, I have three serious "what if" questions for us to consider:

1. What if the Giants' NLCS MVP Marco Scutaro gets sick or injured and is unable to play during the World Series?
2. What if the world ends when the Mayan calender stops on December 21st?
3. What if Romney/Ryan win the election in November, December 21st comes and goes without world destruction, but something unforeseeable happens to Romney after the inauguration in January... and Ryan becomes President and Commander in Chief?

Best Answers: 1. Giants Win! 2. God Help Us, but at least we got to see the Giants win the World Series! 3. Refer to the new "MaRyan Calender" and pray that we'll be around to watch the Giants successfully defend their championship next October!

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