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Wednesday, 30 May 2012

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Gerrard, Lampard, Terry, Rooney & Co, unworthy of wearing the "sacred" red shirt.

Wembley, LONDON: The current England Football squad travel to Euro 2012 Finals, without the 'iconic' red shirt, because they are unworthy of wearing the "sacred" red shirt.

England Football teams "sacred" red shirt, will be forever associated with their greatest moment, the 1966 World Cup, when West Ham Utd players Sir Geoff Hurst and Martin Peters scored the four goals and West Ham Utds Captain, Bobby Moore, held the World Cup aloft.

Without the red kit England, will stop winning tournaments and so it will be for the 2012 Euro Championship.

Some may consider it an outrage, that without wearing the correct colour on their shirts, now question how England will ever play football. It seems that ALL hope is lost!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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