There were 11 spoof news snippets published in September 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Stupid Trump Threatens Himself in Classified Documents Probe
Says he'll release classified documents to Mar-a-lago if he squeals on himself in court; To keep his own big mouth shut!
written by C/L, 11 September 2022
Jared Kushner to Open Special Press Butcher Market
The Saudi Prince, and Jared Kushner will be selling premium butchered journalists to dictatorships around the globe.
written by C/L, 11 September 2022
China Threatens Self Invasion Exercises to the U.S. Government
Said that if they didn't sell so much to Wal Mart, that they would practice on Taiwan instead!
written by C/L, 11 September 2022
Steven Bannon Kidnapped by Vatican Bishops
Bannon last sighted sitting at Pope Francis's feet, wearing a dog collar and nothing else.
written by C/L, 11 September 2022
Russian Special Operations Bake Sale
Vladimir Putin to officially approve Russian Government bake sale to continue it's Imperialist military failure in the Ukraine!
written by C/L, 11 September 2022
Fall's New Name
President Joe Biden announced today that Fall would now be known as Leafy Fall Down Time, and all Americans would be required to wear pumpkin spice scented deodorant.
written by MauryLevine, 23 September 2022
Yo. I Got the Answer!
Is "yo" a noun or a verb?
Merriam-Webster– (adjective): slang for a person, like dawg, or homie. … (noun): the plural of you – commonly used in New Jersey.
written by C. L. Williams, 27 September 2022
Smell my finger!
If you are over the age of 10 and someone asks you to smell their finger, your parents must be euthanized, immediately.
written by C. L. Williams, 27 September 2022
First time, baby?
Have you ever seen the look on a baby's face when they taste chocolate for the first time? It’s like they crapped a rainbow.
written by C. L. Williams, 27 September 2022
My ideal woman
She has a birthday between Christmas and Valentine’s Day.
December 24th: “Things aren’t working out.”
February 15th: “Wassup baby?”
written by C. L. Williams, 27 September 2022
Breaking News!
I have belly hair all over my belly! Coincidence?!
written by C. L. Williams, 27 September 2022
