Onions
Avoid stinging eyes and tears when chopping onions by not chopping onions.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022
Skid Marks
Avoid skid marks in YOUR undies by wearing someone else's then putting them back into their drawer afterward. He'll be scratching his head for hours wondering how his clean boxers got covered in shit.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022
Athletes Foot
Avoid Athletes Foot by getting your legs amputated.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022
