Trump thinks the Ottoman Empire has something to do with robots
Informed by a Mir-a-Lago guest that she was a student of Ottoman Studies, the hobnobbing smooth-talking former president responded with a great question: "What's that, something about robots right?"
written by Earthvessel, 22 May 2021
Trump: "My friendship with Putin is very, very strong! Might be the best in the world"
At a press conference today the former president repeatedly emphasized that he liked Vladimir Putin "very, very much", that they were very, very good friends; possibly the best friendship ever known
written by Earthvessel, 22 May 2021
Old nymph prostitute retires to tropics with a cockatoo
JenHall, a hard working girl for many years, is calling it quits. Friends threw a big shindig for her retirement and also got her the perfect gift. A cockatoo for her to snuggle up to in her new life
written by Earthvessel, 22 May 2021
East Boston man comments on Atlantic Ocean: "There's a lot of water out there!"
During a ride to the beach today, Steve Tocci was in awe as he looked out at the ocean. Turning to pal Kooch Mcgee he exclaimed "there's a lotta water out there!" Kooch replied, "A couple of gallons".
written by Earthvessel, 22 May 2021
