Jaggedone turns 70 and blames God!
Infamous spoofer, Jaggedone turned 70 and told God to F himself for creating humans not in his image! Instead he turns humans into grumpy old bastards!
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Biden turns into a 'butthole!'
In a desperate attempt to get some tabloid/satirical attention, Biden has told his PR team to turn him into a 'Butthole!' Trump is suing him for plagiarism!
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Ole Solskjaer blames protesting United fans for the teams demise!
In a desperate attempt to blame anybody but himself, Solskjaer told tabloids protesting United fans disturbed his lullabying as his players, sucking thumbs and dummies, attempted to get some kip!
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Boris Johnson does a 'Pontius Pilatus!'
In a desperate attempt to blame anybody else but himself, Boris Johnson washed his hands of all responsibility and blamed the Indian owners of Jaguar for importing yet another mutation into the UK!
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World War III
China accuses India of nicking their virus!
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