Officials find a trend: People "shelter-in-place' at home every night
Scientists recently discovered an interesting trend. People around the world tend to enter their homes & shelter-in-place regularly at each day's end! They'll continue to monitor this situation for us
written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021
Bill Gates accused of sexual harassment
Accuser says, "He tried to sleep with me. But then I found out why he named his company MicroSoft."
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 18 May 2021
Experts divided on definition of "Numbnuts"
Two factions have formed in a debate over a beloved term. A group known as the Rockers say Numbnuts is "just an idiot". But the Mods say it's one with dead testicles, who is dull &unable to reproduce
written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021
New law makes it OK to attack anyone who says "Powers that be"
A once popular expression has in recent years, been losing favor, and now, sadly is prohibited by law. Anyone using the term "powers that be" is prone to receive a legal and severe beating on the spot
written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021
Maskless man beaten senseless by Concord, MA moms & daughters
Ash Wilbur, professor of History at BU is in stable condition in a local ICU after he was badly beaten by a swelling, angry group of do-good moms and their daughters roving the streets of Concord, MA
written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021
Science believers become deniers after CDC says "no more masks"
Crowds of concerned citizens swarmed their town centers Friday to harass and bully people not wearing masks. One woman was heard screaming: "They've no right to lift the order! We're in great danger!"
written by Earthvessel, 18 May 2021
