Expression "Mad as a hatter" is outlawed in the U.S.
After careful deliberation & emotional argument on both sides, US Congress voted to outlaw this expression. The clinching argument: The saying stereotypes hatters who, some say, may not all be crazy
written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021
Lid is blown off the "Science is Real" movement
Self described "lowbrowmun" learned enough science in the past year to determine the "pro-science" movement is actually a conspiracy involving a cadre of "dorks" led by the evil, diminutive Dr. Fauci
written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021
NFL considers discontinuing mentally challenged officials
We know the NFL as a most compassionate operation. So the move to remove its current officials, known to be mentally challenged is tough. The refs were hired as a kind gesture toward the handicapped
written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021
Tom Cruise Protests Lack Of Diversity In Golden Globes Awards By Returning His Three Statues...
...Oh, sorry, correction, he returned three G.I. Joe action figures.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 May 2021
Gay clowns still stigmatized by John Wayne Gacy
John W. Gacy liked to dress as a clown, have sex with men then murder them. Unfortunately for gay clowns who mean no harm, people can't help but think of Gacy any time they encounter a gay clown
written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021
Old captain names his tug boat after Robert Kraft
Tim Bowman has been a happy tug boat skipper 40 years and a life long fan of the NE Patriots. He's decided to merge his two great loves by naming his tug boat after "everyone's favorite billionaire"
written by Earthvessel, 16 May 2021
