Female is spotted at Rush concert, thought it was Little Feat
Jill Burk was surrounded by 18,000 men at last night's show. When asked, she said "all the guys were really polite and considerate." She told us she'd mistaken Rush for American rock band Little Feat.
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Geddy Lee's nose inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Rush front man Geddy Lee admits he would not be where he is today if not for his big nose. Fans know it's because of its size that Geddy's schnoz enables him to play three instruments simultaneously
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
All Americans now being closely monitored. More to follow
The NSA today confirmed it monitors every move of every US citizen. No word yet from citizens themselves except for one YouTuber who plans a "kickass" video. Asked for comment, he said "Just wait!"
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Man & cat plan to wed. Man says "Never been happier!" Cat staying mum
Jack Bates 32, of Plaistow, NH admits it was love at first with his cat Preet. He's elated that she's consented to wed. Preet seems content but has not yet spoken on this-or any other topic.Stay tuned
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Black man found unconscious, shot by Detroit police then sent to hospital
A middle-aged black man suffering from diabetes passed out on downtown Detroit's Woodward Ave.yesterday. Police shot the man then sent him to the hospital. Police said shooting was routine protocol.
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Magilla Gorrila arrested for vagrancy in Los Angeles
Beloved 60s childrens star Magilla Gorilla was found in an alley unconscious by police last night. Reportedly the luckless ape has been sobbing wandering the area panhandling while drinking cheap wine
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Shark Tank’s Kevin O’leary loses eye in new product snafu
Mr. Wonderful was demoted Friday when an inventor's popcorn maker shot four scalding kernels into his right eye. O’leary seemed interested & tried getting a closer look at the product when shots fired
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
World peace rally protestor knocked unconscious for not wearing a mask
An unidentified protestor at the Eastham World Peace Rally was rush to the hospital after being knocked unconscious. The attacker later said "If he comes back here without a mask I'll do it again!"
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Angry Baltimore man demands chance to run in the Preakness
New racing fan Harry Coleman, 42 of Baltimore wants it known he's been denied entry to the Preakness. Coleman, who admits he has never won a footrace, believes he has the right to run if he so desires
written by Earthvessel, 15 May 2021
Stay The Night At Late Comedian $38M NYC Penthouse And Tell Us If It's Haunted
Some are only possible if you're a real estate agent ask New Yorkers to stay the night or if you're in a deal to purchase whether to open as a comedy trial as sign up for a drug trial to earn money.
written by michelesc, 15 May 2021
