Government launches new war on drugs. Tagline: "Drugs? Not cool man!"
The FDA and DHS have joined forces to launch a new phase in the War on Drugs. They employed an elite cadre of consultants who came up with the smart slogan, sure to work: Drugs? NOT Cool ma!
written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021
Old woman calls police to report violent WWWF match on TV
Police called to an NYC home last night found an upset elderly woman. Ms,Ida Karos, who is visiting family, has lived in a remote Greek village her entire life. She was upset by a TV wrestling match
written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021
McCarthy forgets about his Bossman's opinion on 2020 election
Asked about the ouster of Liz Cheney, GOP minority leader Keven McCarthy said “I don’t think anyone questions the validity of the 2020 election” when we asked “what about Trump?” He said “oh yeah...”
written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021
Putin hears of Trump's bravado; Trump now in hiding
Reports of Eric Trump's stories about his dad's boasts reached the office of Vladimir Putin today. After a brief period of chaos at Mar-a-Lago this evening, sources say Trump will be away indefinitely
written by Earthvessel, 13 May 2021
