Aggrieved seagulls go on the attack, gripe they're most under appreciated birds on Earth
Animal psychic Howie Smith was violently attacked by a flock of seagulls after extended discourse with the birds. They are demanding that "humans recognize and acknowledge" them for their "greatness"
written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021
Jagger in ICU pleads for help but staff thinks he's performing
Reports say Mick is at St Thomas' Hospital with an unknown malady. In a semi-conscious state last evening, he cried out for help but orderlies thought he was singing "Sister Morphine" Full story
written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021
Eric Trump: Dad thinks he can take Putin if he has to fight him
Eric told a good friend recently that his father talks about Putin “all the time” and apparently he contemplates a scenario in which they might duke it out. Eric added " No way is Dad afraid of him!"
written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021
Brexit Named: Fake News
Recently, Brexit has been overlooked, and it is revisited now by scientists. We have realised that the country cannot physically move from the EU, therefore it will always be placed in Europe.
written by YTRedIsEvil, 12 May 2021
Jagger in ICU pleas for help but staff thinks he's performing
Suffering from an unknown malady, Mick was in a semi-conscious state last evening and apparently called for help but orderlies thought he was singing "Sister Morphine', crowded around him for a show
written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021
Belichick reveals he'd be a stand up comic if not for football
Belichick told reporters he was about to become a comic on the Boston scene when he landed his NFL job. For his act he did zany impersonations, wore funny hats and inflated surgical gloves on his head
written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021
80 Years later, US liberals warming up to Hitler!
Recent polling shows that today's US liberals' preferences on social order and governing style are increasingly aligning with that of Adolph Hitler's NAZI party in 1930s-40s Germany. Stay tuned!
written by Earthvessel, 12 May 2021
