There were 13 spoof news snippets published in March 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Texas Cancels COVID restrictions just in time for Spring Break!
Rationale more fake than the shark in "Jaws".
written by Kilroy, 04 March 2021
Oakville, Ontario Mayor Demands Everyone "Stay The Hell Away!", Fearing Covid-19 Contamination...
..."That's okay," said everybody within a 100-mile radius, "we only drive through Oakville on our way to some place that's actually interesting!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2021
News From The Future...
...Mike Pence finally becomes president. Of his 'Gilmore Girls' Fan Club, that's it.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2021
Dr Seuss Under Fire Again....
....for making the Cat in the Hat black.
written by Kilroy, 06 March 2021
Actual Reason for Sending White House Dogs Back to Delaware Revealed
WH Canine Director Bob "Scratchy" Fleebug disclosed that the Prez "Dopey" Joe was eating all of the dog food: "Couldn't keep a can ahead of him!" Dr.Jill is now trying to get Joe back on Gerber's Spam.
written by Trinculoman, 10 March 2021
Dr. Fauci Awarded Prestigious Government Honor
Fauci recently got the "Distinguished Deep-State Waffling Back-n-Forth Rhetoric Award" from the Washington DC Useless Bureaucrat Collective. Included is a stipend from the CCP Virus Promulgation Fund.
written by Trinculoman, 12 March 2021
International Women's Day
Is International Women's Day over yet? Asks, hungry man,
written by Dewani Unhatched, 12 March 2021
International Women's Day
Is it over yet? These dishes aren't going to clean themselves, says annoyed husband,
written by Dewani Unhatched, 12 March 2021
President Biden Fine After Falling Down on Stairs of Air Force One.
Biden Administration insists he was actually falling up the stairs.
written by Kilroy, 22 March 2021
"Wired-up" Dopey Joe Flubs Lines, Claims to be a Black Woman
Yesterday's presser showed up Prez Joe at his dopiest. Wired up with an ear node and Susan Rice on other end mic, he proclaimed: As a kick-ass Black Mama, I'll do to the Man what he done to me!"
written by Trinculoman, 26 March 2021
"Bubba" Clinton Back in Action with "Empowering Women" Initiative
Quick off the mark with a new gig, "Bubba" will be the ramrod of the freshly launched "Empowering Women" program. Ex-Pres and inveterate molester grants all babes the right to fully use his member.
written by Trinculoman, 26 March 2021
Giant Cargo Ship No Longer Stuck in Suez Canal...
...Meanwhile, Mrs. Suze Canal is still stuck in an elevator in Wichita, Kansas.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 March 2021
March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion....
....but it drives like a little old lady in the fast lane. Move over for April, bitch!
written by Kilroy, 31 March 2021
