There were 10 spoof news snippets published in July 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Elon Musk To Spend $6,458,981,306.12 To Send Astronaut Back Up To The International Space Station...
...because he accidentally borrowed Musk's favorite pen, left it on board the I.S.S. and now Musk wants it back.
Now!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 July 2021
Britney Spears is Back in Court to Sue For Constitutional Right
Plus the conservatorship battle, she has filed suit in the Supreme Court. Spears is demanding her 14th Amendment right to exercise Rumpus Wiggleissmus without any outside interference or censure.
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2021
McDonalds Restaurants In Canada To Include Pamphlet Regarding Dangers Of Not Getting Covid-19 Vaccine...
...No word yet if they'll include pamphlet warning people about actually eating their food.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 July 2021
Thinking Outside of the Box
Is it possible that the cum stains on bedsheets left over after love making are what inspired the Swiss psychiatrist Hermann Rorschach?
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 July 2021
Hunter Biden's Latest Scam: Humoungo Real Estate Dodge
Hunter's dive into world-wide property sales hit a snafu.With US withdrawal from Afghanistan nearing, Hunter thought he could 'sell 'it to the Chinese. "Back to yr hole!" said Xi, "We already own it!"
written by Trinculoman, 18 July 2021
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Shaves Off Hipster-Doofus Goatee...
...Now he's back to just being a plain ol' doofus.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 21 July 2021
Bar Rescue host mistaken for an escaped gorilla from Dallas Zoo
City employees on the lookout for Dallas Zoo's escaped gorilla mistakenly threw a net over Jon Taffer and shot him with a tranquilizer gun.They realized their error after he was loaded on the flatbed.
written by Earthvessel, 27 July 2021
Crusoe 'shocked' at being pinged by app
Robinson Crusoe has expressed shock at being told to self-isolate for 10 days by the Test and Trace app. "The thing doesn't work properly. I've been self-isolating for three decades," he thundered.
written by Jim Skinz, 30 July 2021
'Lonely' Queen joins Love Island cast
Queen Elizabeth has been drafted on to the current series of Love Island to try to find a partner. The monarch is said to still be lonely following the death of her husband, Prince Philip, in April.
written by Jim Skinz, 30 July 2021
Luton bids to host Olympics
Luton has submitted bid to host the Olympics in 2032.
The Bedfordshire town says it has everything in place for the Games, including an ancient football stadium and an abandoned running track.
written by Jim Skinz, 30 July 2021
