Joe Biden Thinks Too Hard, Breaks Foot
Joe Biden, who does his best thinking while playing with his dogs, evidently overexerted himself and broke his foot. "It's this darned dog food," he lamented, "I prefer the zip top opening cans."
written by Jeff Brone, 30 November 2020
Amazon Workers to Continue Working Under COVID Threat
Jeff Bezos will acknowledge the existence of workers who survive illness and develop herd immunity.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Mitch McConnell Proposes Anti-Democracy Law
McConnell says that, "Democracy is getting in the way of Republican politics."
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
North Korea Implements New No Child Policy
Kim Jung-un's 'Yellow Cake Uranium breakfast cereal' is a mandatory hit with kids.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Vladimir Putin Poisons Himself
Citing that he is becoming too great a threat to his own power.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Annie Lennox Threatens to Sue White Supremacist Cover Band
Judge orders 'The Eugenics' to cease and desist all live performances.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Trump to Create Fake Media Outlet
The 'Alternative Reality News Network' will cover Trump's fictitious presidential victory.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
Shocking Effect of Trump Defeat on Q-Anon Members
That common sense reality still exists.
written by C/L, 30 November 2020
