Barium Alert averted
Relieved chemical societies have once again been allowed the symbol for barium on the Big chart. Law enforcement reps explain the psych assessment had been over-rigorous. They now spell relief _ p-o-o.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
TESLA FARTS - UNLEASH THE CLOUD
"I woke up in the middle of the night, and thought someone had zapped me with a cattle prod", said a marketing rep." A slightly sarcastic angel from space, sent to save us ...again? Go, World Peace.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
CAR FART OVERALLS - PROTECT YOURSELF!
Turns out it's not about being a gas bag, after all....
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
TESLA FARTS - UNLEASH THE CLOUD
"I thought someone had zapped me with a cattle prod", said a marketing rep." A slightly sarcastic angel from space, sent to save us all from ourselves....again? Go, World Peace.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
Marines black ops coverage by Alien Sphincter Symbol
Recent reports indicate sightings of sphincter imprints - or kissy face lips - on airport windows, along with bug nappings. Officials worry there may be someone shouting "kiss my ass" silently.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
